Twitter

Twitter.com is a micro-blogging site that asks you a basic question, “What are you doing?” It allows anyone with an account to write up to 140 characters in a text field as a means to update, comment, promote or communicate to others who are “following” you. When people follow you, they see what you’ve recently contributed when they login. They see your “tweets”, which are the messages you leave. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Know thy President Eish!

ZUMA’s WIVES Number one Sizakele Khumalo – whom he met in 1959. She lives at his rural R1,5-million home at Nkandla in northern KwaZulu- Natal and they have no children. Number two – Ex-wife Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma – Foreign Affairs Minister – with whom he had 4 children – Msholozi, 24, Gugu, 22, Thuli, 21 and Thuthi, 19. They divorced in June 1998 due to “irreconcilable differences.” Number three – Late wife Kate Zuma – with whom he had 5 children – Saady, 29, twins Duduzile and Duduzane both 25, Phumzile, 20 and Vusi. She committed suicide on December 8, 2000 after apparent strained relations with Zuma. Still on honeymoon Nompumelelo Mantuli Zuma – whom he married in January. She has 2 children Thandiswe, 7 and 8 month old Sinquobile. Waiting in the wings Thobeka Stacey Mabhija – with whom he has two children, including a 5 month old baby Mrs … Continue reading

Tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter. I’m tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter. With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless. That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today. Bookmark It Hide Sites

10 Things You Need to Know About Mobile Advertising

It’s a slightly curious affair, a collection of quotes from people in the IAB elsewhere, each extolling a different virtue of mobile advertising. So for those of you not quite sure whether mobile advertising is, or is not, something you should be looking at, here they are: Continue reading

11 Things Every Successful Website Needs

So you’ve put together a spectacular website, and you’re ready to go live on the Internet for the whole world to see. Not so fast there Bucky. In case you didn’t know, there are a few essential requirements that every site needs to include in order to be successful. Continue reading

Five Crucial Components of Web Design

Professional website developers know the importance of web design and the role it plays in making a website successful.

Designing a successful website is no easy task, especially for someone who is new to the world of web development. With the help of web development applications many people can and do create decent websites. But decent in most cases is not good enough to make a site successful from a traffic or financial standpoint. Continue reading

Execubabble

Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began. Execubabble Question: “How is the company doing? Answer: “We are entering a quarter in which we expect robust growth. Paradigms are shifting, but the team has drilled down to the heart of the challenge.” Bookmark It Hide Sites

Financial crisis jokes

What’s the definition of optimism? An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening. What’s the difference between the BBC’s business editor Robert Peston and God? God doesn’t think he’s Robert Peston. I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday. Record unemployment levels have been announced today as the credit crunch tightens its grip. Icelandic bank robbery is reported to be among the worst hit sectors. What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. A man went to his bank manager and said: ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’ ‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’ The credit crunch is getting bad, isn’t it? I mean, … Continue reading