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A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World [...]
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When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent [...]
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afterclap — That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping”
Mom: “Did you hear little Billy’s singing?”
Aunt: “Yes his voice really stood out”
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: “That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a [...]
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A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
Check out the cookie duster on Brad!
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One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you’ve just done something incredibly stupid.
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Coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary.
I had to take little Throckmorton to a specialist for his asthma, but the visit was not covered by our health unsurance policy.
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The opposite of a chick magnet.
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
“I’ve only been to a gay bar once”
“Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet”
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The collapse of AIG is just one more sign that GD2 is here, my friends.
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