Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World [...]
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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on, because at a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:’If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we [...]
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Virtual Africa presents: The highest definition picture ever taken of Cape Town.
It might not look like much on first glance, but try the following and be ready to be blown away: click on the full screen button (bottom right) and then ZOOM !!
Visit Virtual Tours South Africa to read more about how they have done [...]
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I became confused when I heard the word ’service’ used with these agencies.
South African Revenue ‘Service’
Postal ‘Service’
Telephone ‘Service’
Municipal ‘Service’
Civil ‘Service’
South African Police ‘Service’
Customer ‘Service’
This is not what I thought ’service’ meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ’service’ a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came [...]
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When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent [...]
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“I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.”
Samuel Goldwyn
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A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn’t call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you’re right, she’s pretty mad. I [...]
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If you stand on your head and look at the screen it might be evil
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
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afterclap — That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping”
Mom: “Did you hear little Billy’s singing?”
Aunt: “Yes his voice really stood out”
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: “That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a [...]
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A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
Check out the cookie duster on Brad!
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One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you’ve just done something incredibly stupid.
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