Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on, because at a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:’If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we [...]
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I became confused when I heard the word ’service’ used with these agencies.
South African Revenue ‘Service’
Postal ‘Service’
Telephone ‘Service’
Municipal ‘Service’
Civil ‘Service’
South African Police ‘Service’
Customer ‘Service’
This is not what I thought ’service’ meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ’service’ a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came [...]
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When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent [...]
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“I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.”
Samuel Goldwyn
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A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn’t call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you’re right, she’s pretty mad. I [...]
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afterclap — That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping”
Mom: “Did you hear little Billy’s singing?”
Aunt: “Yes his voice really stood out”
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: “That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a [...]
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A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
Check out the cookie duster on Brad!
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One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you’ve just done something incredibly stupid.
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Coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary.
I had to take little Throckmorton to a specialist for his asthma, but the visit was not covered by our health unsurance policy.
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The opposite of a chick magnet.
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
“I’ve only been to a gay bar once”
“Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet”
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on [...]
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Who would have thought that Garlic can actually be BAD for you??
I certainly didn’t.
Ease up on the garlic.
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