How to Level Up Quickly in Farmville

There are more and more people joining the ranks of FarmVille every day. No one can get enough of this game and there are plenty of reasons why. In FarmVille, you can get away from the noise and stress of everyday life. Just relax, plant some seeds, harvest some crops – not a bad way to spend an evening. And as you do this, you’ll naturally advance in levels over time. There may come a time, though, when you want to get a little more out of the game. Every time you move up a level, you unlock new seeds, decorations, and other discretionary items. This means that in order to get the most out of your FarmVille experience, you’ll have to level up quickly to unlock as many items and bonuses as you can. The Basics But how do you do this? There are several things to keep in … Continue reading

Financial crisis jokes

What’s the definition of optimism? An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening. What’s the difference between the BBC’s business editor Robert Peston and God? God doesn’t think he’s Robert Peston. I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday. Record unemployment levels have been announced today as the credit crunch tightens its grip. Icelandic bank robbery is reported to be among the worst hit sectors. What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. A man went to his bank manager and said: ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’ ‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’ The credit crunch is getting bad, isn’t it? I mean, … Continue reading