Vuvuzela

A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup. Want to hear a Vuvuzela or perhaps use as a mobile ringtone, then click here to download mp3 sound file – vuvuzela01 Bookmark It Hide Sites

Courtesy Fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is. Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry. A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn’t call her. What are you going to do? B: Yeah, you’re right, she’s pretty mad. I might have to buy her an ‘enragement ring’ to smooth things over. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Afterclap

afterclap — That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped. normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc. *Large chorus of clapping” Mom: “Did you hear little Billy’s singing?” Aunt: “Yes his voice really stood out” *Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still* Bystander 1: “That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!” Bystander 2: “Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes..” Bookmark It Hide Sites

Tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter. I’m tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter. With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless. That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today. Bookmark It Hide Sites

Execubabble

Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began. Execubabble Question: “How is the company doing? Answer: “We are entering a quarter in which we expect robust growth. Paradigms are shifting, but the team has drilled down to the heart of the challenge.” Bookmark It Hide Sites